I had to go to a double birthday party for a 5 & 6 year old this past weekend.
Let’s take a second for you guys to feel sorry for me.
Ok. I didn’t want to spend a lot of money, so I decided to use a Pinterest find and put money and confetti into a balloon.
So I get my funnel, roll up the money, fill the balloon with confetti, and blow the balloon up.
The balloons fall to the floor. What the heck?
Did I get a bad bag of balloons?
Is it because they were only .97 cents?
I do another. And another.
Until I finally realize that balloons do that unless they’re filled with helium. Are you effing kidding me?
How did I not know this?
I don’t have helium.
I’m not making any extra trips.
These will just have to do.