Friday, September 13, 2013

Sorry, I'm Not Sorry

I saw a blog post on my feed one day titled "Sorry, I'm Not Sorry," and thought that is the greatest idea ever for a blog post. So I borrowed the idea. I know some of you may find this offensive and to that I say "Sorry. But I'm not sorry."

Sorry, I'm not sorry, but I do judge you based on how you present yourself. If you are downright nasty, and I can tell you don't bathe, I think bad things about you. I know it's not nice. I know I have no room to judge anyone, but I do it. And most of you do too.

Sorry, I'm not sorry that I actually like McDonalds. Yes, sometimes it makes me feel like complete horse poop, but 95% of the time, it's delicious. Especially that mac sauce. Holy yum.

Sorry, I'm not sorry that I like my dog better than most people I know. Mia is a mean little thing with major attitude, but she doesn't talk back, is glad to see me every time I walk in the door, and is just adorable. I mean look at this face.

Sorry, I'm not sorry that I love coke. And I'm from the south so by coke, I mean Sprite, Coca Cola, Mello Yello, and orange soda. I am sorry to say that I'm trying to kick the addiction and drink more water. I'm not happy about it.

Do you have any "Sorry, I'm not sorry" facts?

Thursday, September 12, 2013

Hashtag Over It

While I thought I might be over blogging, I remembered that I think this every few weeks.  I put it in the back of my mind, and then return when I'm ready. It's better for everyone this way.

What else am I over? There are lots. Here are just a few....

1. The ohmygodimsodrunk tweets, followed by the ohmygodimhungover tweets. I'm all for having a drinky drink, whether it be a fruity cocktail (my fave), a few beers, or a bottle of coke. Go for it. I'm right there with ya. But I really feel like the oversharing of how drunk or hungover you are on social media should have ended in college. Text your friends that were there with ya, but, imo, it does not make you seem cooler because you had some drinks last night. #overit

2. Pumpkin spice. Holy shit, people. I wish I were the person that came up with pumpkin spice flavored coffee. Or the person that was given a dollar for every tweet or instagram pic that mentioned it. It's only the beginning of September, and I'm already over it.

3. Jealousy & Hater(z). Obviously, I'm not one to like everything that everyone else does. Just look at my negative tweets and blog posts. And I get there are people that won't like me or my snarky attitude. But I will never ever call them jealous or haterz. If I don't care for someone because I just don't, that does not automatically mean I'm jealous of them. It just doesn't. And the word haterz? Well I hate it.

That's all for today. I'm sure if you stick around, I'm bound to share more. What are you tired of seeing?
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