Friday, September 7, 2012
Friday Letters: Boobs, Shopping, Honey Boo Boo and Other Randoms
Dear Vicki's- I hate having to fork out the money to buy your bras, but by golly, the boobs look so much better when I wear you. The wire had come out of my other nude bra, so I was wearing a random cheapo I had found in the back of my dresser. It was not good. And I was so excited this morning that I may or may not have sent a picture of me sporting the new bra (with my clothes on, of course). I'll never cheat on you again.
Dear Chuys- You never disappoint. Seriously, your fajita chicken burrito is amazing.
Dear Honey Boo Boo- I was addicted to the youtube video of you on Toddlers and Tiaras, even though I never watched the show. And on Wednesday, I just watched about 15 minutes of a re-run of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo before changing the channel because I was so disgusted by your mom and sisters. But goodness gracious, you are so funny. I think I may just find videos of you (alone) to keep me entertained on those boring days at work.
Dear Water- I really am trying to drink more of you. I brought a tervis with my to work yesterday, and actually drank about 5 glasses. But coke and sprite and tea are so much tastier. I'm trying though, k?
Dear electric bill- You've caused me some trouble lately. Not only have you been mucho expensive lately, but I got a call yesterday saying you hadn't been paid and my electric would be cut off today. Wha? I checked my checkbook list thingy and it said I'd paid you...I even remember doing it online because I was complaining about how high you were (and how I'd MUCH rather be buying shoes). But, they had no record. Apparently, your payment didn't go through. Can you say embarrassing? I dropped a check off yesterday, so I best have me some air conditioning when I get home. Capiche?
Dear Old Navy- It's been SO long since I've bought anything from you, but this season you've outdone yourself. I want one of everything (well most everything). Can I get some freebies? Or at least a good coupon? Something! My bank account would love you for it.
Dear weekend- So glad you are here. I plan on enjoying you to the fullest, especially since the temps will be down. Do I see fall around the corner?